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I figured this would be a good way to keep track of my kids, especially the one that seems to get into the most trouble these days. I don't how this thing works or how to use it - I can't even get used to the damn telephone in my office - but I'll do my best.

Politicians should be treated like criminals

Mister Mayor,  you run on a campaign promise to create jobs in Ruby Creek, but you come to me and tell me that I need to let two of my deputies go because you want to cut the law enforcement budget. I wanted to shoot him in the ass...after I tossed him out of my office. Literally.